Barbara was screaming bloody murder as she ran down the street in mismatched high heels. Paulie knew it was her as soon as he saw her oversized duffel bag. Thinking fast, he jumped into the closest cab. The cabby didn’t know what to think!
“What the heck?” the cabby grumbled as he closed the taxi doors. “How did a stupid dog get in here?”
Paulie wagged his curly tan tail and snorted from where he sat in the back seat. Mucus dribbled from his pushed-in nose, and he panted incessantly. The pug looked up at the cab driver expectantly.
“What?” the driver asked gruffly. “Ya wanna ride?”
Pau
Stories
7
Literature
Vast Shining Mine (A Jack Song)
Today is so grand! Today is so fine! Let us all gather- At the vast Shining Mine. Don't wander alone. Tread softly with care. Cavern after cavern. One could get lost in there. Some paths are so dark... You make think you've gone blind... Not all depths have been reached. Who knows what we'll find! The secrets it holds! The stories found there! A place full of wonder- For us all to share! Twinkling crystals! Shards of a rare jewel? Keep me away? You must be a fool! A great surprise for you! Something spiffy for me! Will we find a rare treasure? Or a new type of 'Vee? Do you hear the whispers? Are all the rumors true? A new source of evolution? Wow! What does it do? Are there monsters and mayhem? Or grand treasures and loot? Better bring supplies and a weapon. And your best buddy to boot! With faith in your hearts- And the Kingdom on the line- Begin your adventure- In the vast Shining Mine!
Poems
11
Vast Shining Mine (A Jack Song) by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Vast Shining Mine (A Jack Song)
Today is so grand! Today is so fine! Let us all gather- At the vast Shining Mine. Don't wander alone. Tread softly with care. Cavern after cavern. One could get lost in there. Some paths are so dark... You make think you've gone blind... Not all depths have been reached. Who knows what we'll find! The secrets it holds! The stories found there! A place full of wonder- For us all to share! Twinkling crystals! Shards of a rare jewel? Keep me away? You must be a fool! A great surprise for you! Something spiffy for me! Will we find a rare treasure? Or a new type of 'Vee? Do you hear the whispers? Are all the rumors true? A new source of evolution? Wow! What does it do? Are there monsters and mayhem? Or grand treasures and loot? Better bring supplies and a weapon. And your best buddy to boot! With faith in your hearts- And the Kingdom on the line- Begin your adventure- In the vast Shining Mine!
Jack's Royal Limericks (Set One) by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Jack's Royal Limericks (Set One)
The King is devoted, it's true.
His subjects, he'll look after you!
His honor never fails!
He has two shiny tails!
Is he bluish-gray or a grayish-blue?
The Queen is a tried-and-true toughy.
She's caring not stuck-up nor stuffy.
She decorates the whole place,
With style and grace,
Oh my! The Queen is so fluffy!
The Princess loves one and all!
Adored before she could crawl!
It's so hard to conceive...
One can hardly believe...
How much cuteness fits in someone so small!
The Prince, he can seem a bit snotty.
His haircut attendance can be spotty.
Look closer, and one sees:
He can be easy to please.
Just bring his young highness a hottie!
Alone in the Moon Graveyard by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Alone in the Moon Graveyard
Alone in the Moon Graveyard
Lit only by starlight
Not a living soul a-stirring
Such a peaceful night!
Some ghost Pokemon in the distance
They seem so far away
It's fun to watch the shadow games
That Duskull and Ghastly play.
Alone in the Moon Graveyard
Where my ancestors are graved
I think about the friends they lost
And all the ones they saved.
I spot the plot of Pop Umbreon
He was the strongest of my kin
Along with many other warrirors
Where does a 'Vee like me fit in?
Alone in the Moon Graveyard
High up, sometimes Zubat fly
Above towering lines of gravestones
That mark many lives gone by.
Some find it dark and spooky
But I enjoy the n
Good Deeds Don't Go Unrewarded by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Good Deeds Don't Go Unrewarded
Barbara was screaming bloody murder as she ran down the street in mismatched high heels. Paulie knew it was her as soon as he saw her oversized duffel bag. Thinking fast, he jumped into the closest cab. The cabby didn’t know what to think!
“What the heck?” the cabby grumbled as he closed the taxi doors. “How did a stupid dog get in here?”
Paulie wagged his curly tan tail and snorted from where he sat in the back seat. Mucus dribbled from his pushed-in nose, and he panted incessantly. The pug looked up at the cab driver expectantly.
“What?” the driver asked gruffly. “Ya wanna ride?”
Pau
The Ring That Could Wake the Dead by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
The Ring That Could Wake the Dead
"The fiends! Who are they to decide I am worth but fifty cents? I refuse to be fodder for your madness!" the old alarm clock muttered to itself as it peered from behind the cardboard box. "I shall escape this nonsense and search for fiends with more righteous tendencies!"
The old alarm clock had suddenly gained the ability to waddle about at its own will, and it was taking advantage of it. After escaping the cardboard prison, the dust-coated machine grumbled to itself and moved on. The other discarded inmates remained for sale.
"Feh! 'Useless,' they say. 'Pointless,' they say. 'Eyesore,' they say! Well, I never! Those glowing slabs you fien
Howdy! My name is Moose, but I’m not a Moose. I’m a dog. My family named me “Moose,” because they say that I look, act, eat, and small like one. I take it as a compliment, of course. Moose are very wonderful creatures, which live in the North Pole, have beautiful white fur, and eat fish. Only smart people know that, though, and I’m smart!
One night, I was lying on the rug downstairs in the living room. That is what any good watchdog should do: lie on the floor, and if a burger comes, play dead so that he won’t hurt you. Burgers are very dangerous, you know. They will steal your bone if you’re not car
I walk on-
And let the road take me.
I enter the new-
And let the road take me.
I try-
And let the road take me.
I try not to wander-
And let the road take me.
I follow along-
And let the road take me.
I do my best-
And let the road take me.
I learn-
And let the road follow.
As pixy children flitter by,
They may hear vinewhips crack.
Knowing their err far too late,
They become the Snapper's snack.
Its petals closed in disguise,
Then unleash jaws in full bloom.
To feel the touch of its tongue,
Is undeniable doom.
The Snapper waits in the forest deep,
It prefers its meals be fresh.
Lying in wait for the time-
It may feast on faerie flesh.
To not heed the elders' warning,
Is the path to one's downfall.
Dryad, fairy, elf, or nymph-
The Snapper takes you all!
While human children fear the dark,
And bear cubs fear the trapper,
Pixy youth are most unwise-
To dare not fear the Snapper.
Grampa Cosmo Tells a Story (Sort Of) Part 2 by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Grampa Cosmo Tells a Story (Sort Of) Part 2
******Please note that this is the second part of another deviation. Please see artist comment for a link to the first section. If you read it already or don't care to read it, then go ahead and keep on reading :) *******
"Noooooo! The horror! The horror!" Jack the Jester cried out in agony. He held his head in his little Eevee paws.
"It seems we will have a slight delay in the marhmellow roasting, Whippersnappers!" Grampa Cosmo sighed. "It appears we have forgotten the fire starting kit!"
"Eh-hem! We have a fire starter RIGHT HERE!" Cammy the Chikorita cheered as she shoved Torchy the Charmander to the front of the group.
"Ah, so we do!"
Grampa Cosmo Tells a Story (Sort Of) by MeMiMouse, literature
Literature
Grampa Cosmo Tells a Story (Sort Of)
"Aaaagh! The horror!" Doppler groaned as he lied on the grass sparkling. He appeared to still be partially paralyzed.
"What ever is the matter, Doppler?" Grampa Cosmo asked. He had gathered many of the children in the Kingdom for story time. Doppler had decided to lie in the middle of the circle moaning loudly.
"Vaporeon threw his new tazer at meeeeeee!" the Ditto whined. "I was stunned!"
"Ooooo! A tazer? What model was it?" Cammy the Chikorita asked. "I love gadgets!"
"It was a stinking Pachirisu using a nuzzle attack. AAAAAARGH!"
"Aw, that little Pachi is adorable!" Adeen the Flareon replied. "So valiant and cute."
"Cute as a... BLEH!